CONFUSED CATCONFUSED CAT
WAIT...
WHAT?
> he saw the chart.
> he does not understand the chart.
> he is still staring at the chart.
*staring intensifies*
???
WAIT WHAT✦HUH?✦IS THIS UP OR DOWN✦WHY IS EVERYTHING GREEN✦WHY IS EVERYTHING RED✦I DON'T GET IT✦MEOW?✦404 BRAIN NOT FOUND✦CONFUSED CAT✦SEND HELP✦WAIT WHAT✦HUH?✦IS THIS UP OR DOWN✦WHY IS EVERYTHING GREEN✦WHY IS EVERYTHING RED✦I DON'T GET IT✦MEOW?✦404 BRAIN NOT FOUND✦CONFUSED CAT✦SEND HELP✦
WHAT'S GOING ON IN HIS HEAD?
numbers go up
he sees them. he does not know what they mean. maybe food?
numbers go down
also seen. also does not understand. probably still food?
green arrow
the pointy thing. he wants to bat it. it will not move.
the box says 1.286
what is 1.286. is it a mouse. is it a snack. it is not clear.
N/A
his favorite ticker. no thoughts. head empty. beautiful.
meow?
asked to the screen. no response. deeply concerning.
official statement
"i do not know
what is happening
and i love it."
— confused cat, probably